Saturday, May 8, 2010

Do the math people..

Let me return now to a topic requiring immediate attention. I'm figuring that a national summit of the finest minds in the country won't be enough, we will have to cast our net further afield. To continental Europe perhaps, or beyond? I have drafted the below document for international and possible intra-galaxy release.

Attention: Baristas of Melbourne

A take-away coffee cup is a different sized vessel to the standard latte glass. Please adjust your ingredient portions accordingly so that my take-away latte does not taste like hot milk alone and thus make me gag.

Thank you. Surely it's not that hard.

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