I've decided that I should carry a guitar when walking around the streets. Or, at the very least, a guitar case. At this point the plan is to definitely carry one pretty much anywhere I go on the weekends, and to probably carry one to work with me during the week.
Why, I hear you ask? Yes - I definitely heard you ask, let's not digress unnecessarily.
Because it looks cool (that's why). Ever so freakin' cool. Dress it up with a suit (yeah, I have big plans), dress it down with jeans; or shorts. Just take that baby with you. Everywhere. Playing tennis on the weekend? Don't forget the guitar. Ducking into the (in)convenience store for milk? Don't forget the guitar. Dropping 'round for a booty call? Don't forget the guitar. Important meeting at work with the boss reviewing KPI's and discussing xmas bonuses? Don't forget the god-damn guitar.
It's so simple. Why haven't I been carrying one up to now? More importantly, why haven't you?
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